When I came home from school today I told mommy that a lot of kids in my class have an elf that comes to their house & who gets into trouble and does funny things. Mommy then proceeded to tell me that I was luckier than those kids who have the "stuffed figurine" elf. I have a real life Ninja Stealth Elf. Apparently, my elf is REAL, not a doll that is called "Elf on a Shelf." My elf is always around- but because he has stealth moves like a ninja- I am never able to see him. He moves so quickly that he is almost invisible to the naked eye. I have to behave, though- even though I cannot see my elf...he does indeed report my behavior back to Santa. And of course I want to be on the "nice list", so I am being a super good boy! When you are lucky enough to have a Ninja Stealth Elf...you gotta behave for him, not only Santa!
